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Two men took their seats in a bus. They didn't know each other, but they began to talk.

-Are you going to Sam Dale's lecture today?-asked the first.

-Yes.-answered the other.

-Don't go. I've heard that Sam Dale is a bad speaker.

-I must go.

-Why?

-Because I am Sam Dale.