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-Hello!

-Hi!

-why profession you prefer?

-I want be a tractor.

-tractor, why?

-tractors - is my life.

-I want be Rustic.

-Rustic - tractor chief.

-of course. it's so good.

-I am vulture. I can kill you and I can eat your meat, because I am a predator and I am a tractorman.

-nice choice.

-good by, homie.

-bye.

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Работаю учителем в гимназии 33 в Петропавловске-Камчатском.